There is no question that we are in an age of a worldwide economy. Not only are products being used in regions halfway across the globe from their originating country, but brands are combining efforts with competing brands. To quote Peter Venkman, "Dogs and cats living together". The ski industry is not excluded from this manufacturing phenomenon. In a global effort to get in front of this trend, top engineers from six major ski brands got together on a remote glacier in Ikanskiabit to design the first all-encompassing technologically advanced ski ever produced.
These manufacturers and engineers agreed to put their best engineering to the test and to combine it with former competitors to create the most technologically advanced ski to be put on snow. We are introducing to you ... for the very first time anywhere, the KARVER(r). The KARVER combines the best advancements and halo technology from the following brands: Kastle, Atomic, Rossignol, Volkl, Elan and Renoun to make a ski that will slice, dice, float, turn and carve ... or should I say KARVE better than any two skis ever produced.
Technologies shared from each brand:
Atomic. Few skis are faster than Atomic, just ask the Mikeala Shiffrin, the winningest woman in alpine skiing ever. Atomic's RevoShock has worked on the World Cup and is the defining technology on all of Atomic's Redster skis. Bringing Revotech to the KARVER will make the ski be extremely planted on the snow.
Early Reviewer's quotes:
- "The KARVER skis like a slug on valium"
- "This ski is quieter than a hearse with an electric drivetrain"
- "The KARVER made On the Road by Kack Kerouac feel like a real page turner"
- "Yawwwwn .... Zzzzzzzz ... what was the question?"
- "The KARVER ski could easily be the Marcel Marceau pro model"