Give Ski Advice in Five Words or Less

[Michael Kane]

Push the bush

 

[SSSdave]

Centered Upper Body Leans Downhill

 

[graham418]

Watch out for the cliff!

 

[weatherman]

Move west.

 

[JFB]

Press shins into boot tongues

 

[newboots]

Take lessons from best instructors

 

[4ster]

Ski like you mean it!

or

Ski like a girl..

 

[robertc3]

Ski fast, have fun.

That is what I always told my kids before their races.

 

[Pajarito-bred]

Be in the right place.....
(to be sure to be there at the right time)

The first five words I came up with aren't really "advice" but I did need a good excuse to play with the Ikon magnets.

 

[Lauren]

Follow at your own risk

 

[Tominator]

What the Austrian ski instructors used to say in the old Stem-Christie days:
"Bend zee knees - $5 please."

 

[Don in Morrison]

(Dang, it's six!)
(Wait!)
(Snip, snip)
Okay.

Can't ski? Do tricks.

 

[Crank]

Don't believe everything said here.

 

[JFB]

Don't believe everything said here.

 

[chilehed]

Go fast, turn around obstacles.

 

[KingGrump]

Think slow. Ski slower.

 

[slowrider]

Be humble, have sharp edges.

 

[Laurel Hill Crazie]

From the feet not torso.

 

[François Pugh]

Gravity is your friend.
AND
Tip and Rip.

 

[fatbob]

Laugh at success or failure.