Give Ski Advice in Five Words or Less

[Ogg]

Ok, fixed it:

"Turn left, then turn right"

What if I want to turn right first?

 

[dbostedo]

What if I want to turn right first?

Turn right, then turn left.

It works both ways. Just don't turn left, then turn left again.

 

[Uncle-A]

Your boots are too big.

 

[Viking9]

Zipfits.

 

[KingGrump]

Your boots are too big.

That is usually a safe bet.

 

[Jack skis]

You're boots aren't fully buckled.

Guess who I'm talking to.

 

[Ogg]

You're boots aren't fully buckled.

Guess who I'm talking to.

I don’t understand the problem.

 

[Jack skis]

You're boots aren't fully buckled.

Guess who I'm talking to.

Your, not you're, my bad.

 

[Jack skis]

I don’t understand the problem.

One of the most influential poster on SKI TALK is known to ski with his boots not entirely buckled. To make it really impressive he's a very good skier,

 

[Ogg]

One of the most influential poster on SKI TALK is known to ski with his boots not entirely buckled. To make it really impressive he's a very good skier,

I'm aware and met KG at the JHMR gathering. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to ski with him.

 

[Big J]

Go big or go home.

 

[dbostedo]

Goggles should touch your helmet.

Don't tuck pants into boots.

Doubling socks isn't the answer.

(That last one is a bit of a reach to say in 5 words.)

 

[David Chaus]

Goggles should touch your helmet.

Don't tuck pants into boots.

Doubling socks isn't the answer.

(That last one is a bit of a reach to say in 5 words.)

Doubling socks, just say no.

 

[dbostedo]

Doubling socks, just say no.

Better... but I'm not sure "doubling socks" is well understood to mean wearing 2 pairs of socks. Still kind of awkward.

 

[Marker]

I can't believe this hasn't been said

Attend more SkiTalk Gatherings!

 

[Uncle-A]

I can't believe this hasn't been said

Attend more SkiTalk Gatherings!

Join Ski Talk and learn

 

[Jerez]

Don't follow tree skiers shorter than you.

We have initiated many grand-cousins and grand-kids to tree skiing. first they follow you, then....I can attest to this one!!!

 

[Uncle-A]

Don't watch your ski tips.

Look about ten yards ahead.

 

[sam mosier]

Stand on the other ski!

 

[dovski]

Two pieces of advice:

1. Go that way really fast
2. If something gets in your way, turn