Give Ski Advice in Five Words or Less

[geepers]

There is good snow and.
Snow that's good for us.

Cardinal rule 1: Zip everything.

Keep 'em going where pointed.
Or
Point 'em where they're going.

You've got to eat some.

Fast as prepared to fall.
But not one bit faster.

Cardinal Rule #6: Embrace chaos.

 

[Mister Tea]

Stay home on powder days.*

*more for the rest of us.

 

[Mister Tea]

Myth: sled rides look fun.

 

[Prosper]

Wax on, wax off.

 

[Uncle-A]

Thin socks keep you warm.

 

[skiJ]

( to Be Warm, stay dry. )


taken from the adage,

wherever you are, you are always warm and dry.


skiJ

 

[Bad Bob]

turn em' and burn em'

 

[David Chaus]

There is no bad weather, only bad clothing .

Sorry, 8 words.

 

[dbostedo]

There is no bad weather, only bad clothing .

Sorry, 8 words.

Not bad weather, bad clothing.

That sort-of works! But you need to take it the right way.

 

[Uncle-A]

There is no bad weather, only bad clothing .

Sorry, 8 words.

I think you should check with Alfred Wainwright about that.

 

[Ogg]

Not bad weather, bad clothing.

That sort-of works! But you need to take it the right way.

How about "Bad weather? No, bad clothing." or "Bad weather? No, wrong clothing."

 

[4ster]

Cotton, just say NO!

 

[slowrider]

Tip & Rip

 

[Philpug]

I know more than 5 words but....

Kids should grow out of gear, not into it.

 

[Jim McDonald]

It could be colder
It could be icier
It could be steeper
It could be deeper
It could be foggier
It could be sunnier
Can't hack it; go home.

 

[slowrider]

Skiing it's an outdoor sport

 

[Wendy]

Don’t overthink it.

 

[Bad Bob]

Last one down buys beer.

 

[Tom K.]

Stay centered and "collected".

Don't eat the yellow snow.

And watch out where the huskies go!

Avoid crowds, ski weekdays!

STFU!

Stay home on powder days.*

*more for the rest of us.

Excellent.

Corollary: Never ski weekdays and/or the best skiing is in the afternoon.

 

[1chris5]

Point them down the hill.

dm

I love this. I’ve found boots so important but just letting gravity do it’s thing and not get in it’s way has been just as important.