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geepers

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Just in time for the barbecue.

Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.

Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."
 

Scruffy

Making fresh tracks
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Such "boarish" behavior. What's the slopes coming to?
 

Tony S

I have a confusion to make ...
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boared boarders!
 

tch

What do I know; I'm just some guy on the internet.
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Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.

Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."
Courtesy of Greg Brown:

Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Here's a little song about four wet pigs
Two of 'em little and two of 'em big
They danced all night at the Pigtown jig.

The two that were little were just half grown
The two that were big, were big as a barn
Big as a barn, tall as a tree
Take 'em on down to the factory.

Slice 'em into bacon, cut 'em into ham
Chop 'em into hot dogs, squeeze 'em into Spam
Throw their little eyes out in the rain
Pickle their feet and scramble their brain.

Here's a little song about two wet pigs
Leanin' on the slop trough smokin' their cigs
Hoping to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown jig.
Hoping to God that they never get big
They danced all night at the Pigtown jig.
 

PeteW

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Was it captured?

Here is longer version and it looks like it escaped... but watch it till the end...



a bit earlier there is some talking in japanese if someone can translate then we will know more
 
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scvaughn

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It takes chops to stand up to such abhorrent behavior. The snowboarders were clearly bristling with fear. If the resort doesn't warn visitors about the danger, it may be a case of porcine-age.
 

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