Lance....returns??

[scott43]

Lance Armstrong returns to prime time with new Fox reality series

William Shatner to host ‘Stars on Mars’ in which the celebrities will face off for a fictional trip to the red planet.

www.velonews.com

 

[James]

Celebs on an imitation of Mars? Yeah, not exciting. If you told me Ronda Rousey was going to fight Lance in a cage match, I’d tune in for that.

 

[crosscountry]

Not surprise. Lance is broke from his doping saga. He needs to make money in anyway he could.

Who will be on the rest of the cast? Other disgraced and desperate celebs?

 

[jt10000]

Lance is broke from his doping saga. He needs to make money in anyway he could.

He's not broke. He certainly does not have as much money as he wants though. I'm not sure of the details, but his net worth is certainly $10 or more million, and he makes, at least, hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Way down from his peak, but not broke.

 

[scott43]

He's not broke. He certainly does not have as much money as he wants though. I'm not sure of the details, but his net worth is certainly $10 or more million, and he makes, at least, hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Way down from his peak, but not broke.

He's "I can't afford to live in Germany anymore Michael Schumacher" broke...

 

[cantunamunch]

Celebs on an imitation of Mars? Yeah, not exciting. If you told me Ronda Rousey was going to fight Lance in a cage match, I’d tune in for that.

How about a Fast X crossover that goes to 11? Lance as a doping mastermind from Mars 'roids up Jason Momoa and creates sociopath Brie Larsen. Who is then trained in stupid by Tonya Harding, to buff her Captain Marvel identity. Vin Diesel and Ronda Rousey have to go to Mars*, RR wrestles Captain Marvel and wins**, everyone goes back in time and kills both Hitler and Harvey Weinstein***

With Bollywood dance numbers. Just like RRR****.


*in cars
**in cars
***in cars
****except by hydraulic cars.