Mom equivalent of a Dad Joke....

[Philpug]

"So these two guys walk into a bar, a cowboy and a priest. No, wait, a cowboy and a rabbi. Maybe it's three guys? Yes, a cowboy and a priest and a rabbi. Anyway, the cowboy says, 'Hey bartender' - he's talking to the bartender - 'hey bartender, give me a--' Hang on, maybe it was the priest. OK, let me start over. So these three guys walk into a bar, a cowboy, a priest and a rabbi. The priest says to the bartender-- just a second, I can't remember what the rabbi does. Maybe there's no rabbi. I need to stop and think about this for a minute. Anyway, it's really funny, you're going to die laughing."

 

[cantunamunch]

You're just teasing us by not telling us what all the bartender had in her purse.

 

[dbostedo]

Well c'mon... finish the joke!

 

[crgildart]

If mama ain't happy... NOBODY'S happy...

 

[Lorenzzo]

Well c'mon... finish the joke!

With your determined need for answers, you’re exactly the kind of person this joke intends to torture. Have you tried an internet search? It worked with the last Catholic joke.

 

[dbostedo]

With your determined need for answers, you’re exactly the kind of person this joke intends to torture. Have you tried an internet search? It worked with the last Catholic joke.

Nah... in this case, I just want to make Phil try to come up with an answer...

Or maybe I REALLY want to die laughing...

 

[Tex]

It was 3 pieces of string that walked into the bar….

First piece of sting says “I’ll get us a beer”, he walks up to the bar “3 beers please.” Bartender says “we don’t serve string here.” First piece of string walks back to the table and says “they don’t serve string here.”

Second piece of sting says “I’ll get us a beer!”. He walks up to the bar “3 beers please!” Bartender says “I told your buddy, we don’t serve string!” Second piece of string walks back to the table and says “he wouldn’t serve me either….”

Third piece of sting says “That’s it, I’ll get us a beer!”. He ties his head in big knot, and frays it all out, and walks up to the bar “3 beers please!” Bartender says “Wait, aren’t you a price of string?” He says “I’m a frayed knot”.

 

[Tex]

I remember as a kid, my Dad would have his buddy over, and they would tell jokes all night long, just one after another, they would take turns and 1 up each other, and I would sit and listen and laugh all night. Then my Mom would tell one, and it would be just like Phil's post, and we would all laugh harder.

In my ski bum days when I bartended, I could tell jokes all night long too. I would be lucky to remember 5% of them now.

 

[Lauren]

"So these two guys walk into a bar, a cowboy and a priest. No, wait, a cowboy and a rabbi. Maybe it's three guys? Yes, a cowboy and a priest and a rabbi. Anyway, the cowboy says, 'Hey bartender' - he's talking to the bartender - 'hey bartender, give me a--' Hang on, maybe it was the priest. OK, let me start over. So these three guys walk into a bar, a cowboy, a priest and a rabbi. The priest says to the bartender-- just a second, I can't remember what the rabbi does. Maybe there's no rabbi. I need to stop and think about this for a minute. Anyway, it's really funny, you're going to die laughing."

I hate how much I can relate to this…

 

[teejaywhy]

...
Or maybe I REALLY want to die laughing...

Off topic, but...

 

[Powder High]

Off topic, but...

Damn that's good!

But, if COVID incorporates the joke into its next mutation, that's it for humans.

 

[crgildart]

But when I'm getting even a little wordy about something giving some background info SHE SAYS JUST GET TO THE POINT!