Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Monique]

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Okay but .. 1.7 million?? 3-4 times what they make. (I just googled.)


I'm not a cardiologist, but google confirms that typically they "bypass" the heart during surgery so that a machine replaces the heart temporarily, allowing the heart to stop beating during the surgery. There's a less common technique that does allow surgery without the bypass, in which case the surgeon's comment is more accurate.

Sorry, onward with the jokes ...

 

[Monique]

Here's one for the computer nerds who have to keep services up and running 24/7.

 

[Cameron]

 

[Coach13]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

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Billy Connolly is the best comedian I’ve had the pleasure of seeing in a live show.

 

[John Webb]

Better not mess with mama bear !

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Uncle-A]

Better not mess with mama bear !
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Good advice but what is the joke?

 

[Philpug]

Billy Connolly is the best comedian I’ve had the pleasure of seeing in a live show.

Robin Williams 1985 in his heyday.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

I just started visiting golf courses looking for lost golf balls, it's just like playing golf really, but without the expense

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[skibum4ever]

 

[Tony Storaro]

 

[KingGrump]

 

[ADKmel]

 

[ADKmel]

FOR SURE!