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Bad Bob

I golf worse than I ski.
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Doug Briggs

"Douche Bag Local"
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If you think that's too dark... then don't read the rest of that comic. (It's called "Cyanide & Happiness"... and it gets dark, dirty, and wrong a lot of times, but is also very, very funny sometimes.)
I was recording an album (vinyl to digital) when I saw that. The final song was "Jump, Jump, Jump" about suicide. I was already on the dark side. :(
 

skibob

Skiing the powder
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When I lived in Florida, cockroaches used to run through the grass ahead of the lawnmower. They were usually faster. Usually. My policy was, "not trying to get them, not trying to avoid them." That is probably why the cockroaches in the house were so fast--I was trimming the slow gene out of the gene pool.

But anthills? You never run over anthills in FL because they might be fire ants. You do not piss off fire ants. Not twice anyway.
 

oldschoolskier

Making fresh tracks
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When I lived in Florida, cockroaches used to run through the grass ahead of the lawnmower. They were usually faster. Usually. My policy was, "not trying to get them, not trying to avoid them." That is probably why the cockroaches in the house were so fast--I was trimming the slow gene out of the gene pool.

But anthills? You never run over anthills in FL because they might be fire ants. You do not piss off fire ants. Not twice anyway.
Back to dark humor....

 

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