Because this isn't real :How come we have never found a cave painting of salad?
Shocking the Red didn't win.
Don't we have a thread about the Headlines, You can't make this stuff up?
Not enough yellow mustard.
Exactly. There had to be some sort of lubrication, either mustard or mayo (or Miracle Whip if you're @dbostedo) or the whole sandwich just kind of stuck.I think that's supposed to be cheese, so maybe NO yellow mustard....