Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Uncle-A]

I fell asleep in my Led Zeppelin tee shirt and I woke up Dazed and Confused.

 

[KingGrump]

BMW drivers be like

 

[Varmintmist]

Scranton cops got upset when Daniels and Webster made fun of them. At that time we were not as uptight as a people though.

 

[Uncle-A]

BMW drivers be like

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Not only BMW but all high end imported vehicles.

 

[David Chaus]

BMW drivers be like

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Not only BMW but all high end imported vehicles.

I didn’t know those things even had turn signals.

 

[Bad Bob]

I didn’t know those things even had turn signals.

The bulbs are really expensive, the owners don't want to use them excessively.

 

[mdf]

I didn’t know those things even had turn signals.

Isn't that one of those features they turn on/off by subscription?

 

[VickieH]

I didn’t know those things even had turn signals.

Neither do the owners

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[John Webb]

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New ones of these trucks are not being delivered right now because Ford can.t get the blue hood medallions that say "FORD"
Supply issues. lol

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Rod MacDonald]

This falls in the category of "You had just one job"

 

[Uncle-A]

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock strikes midnight, that it is the same shit different day?

 

[dbostedo]

The bulbs are really expensive, the owners don't want to use them excessively.

Nah... as a BMW owner, I know that I just have to change the signal fluid and they'll work again. You can see how to do it here:

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Andy Mink]

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When I worked for our county parks we had a director who I swear would approve a dog show and a cat show in the same building at the same time so he didn't have to say "no".

 

[T-Square]

 

[KingGrump]

Now I wanted meat based bread.
Meatloaf?

 

[John Webb]

 

[dbostedo]

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Kind of an odd change... doesn't improve the original IMO: