Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Varmintmist]

 

[Varmintmist]

 

[ADKmel]

 

[David Chaus]

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It took no time at all. I know that look.

 

[dbostedo]

It took no time at all. I know that look.

It took me a little while...

 

[oldschoolskier]

Splatter and fumes from stick arc welding, smaw. They’ve altered it.
In California, since even a screwdriver has a cancer warning, you’re probably likely to get Ebola from that.

I wonder is going to California a cancer risk?

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

I wonder is going to California a cancer risk?

Yes, you are guaranteed to develop laboratory rats!

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

A new species of lice is resistant to all of our anti-lice shampoos.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

The founder of Benjamin Moore Paints has been found dead after he went missing while out walking in heavy snow and frozen temperatures in Colorado earlier this week.
A spokesman for the local Mountain Rescue Team has said ‘He could have done with another coat!

 

[MarkP]

 

[James]

I wonder is going to California a cancer risk?

Going outside is a cancer risk.
As is staying inside, esp with radon.

 

[Jilly]

Going outside is a cancer risk.
As is staying inside, esp with radon.

I didn't know you were from Port Hope (Ontario)!!

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[John Webb]

I wonder is going to California a cancer risk?

In CA:
New cars are sold with warning labels - operation may generate fumes known to cause cancer
I saw a parking garage with a sign enter at own risk - fumes may be encountered that cause cancer.

In Mammoth I walked to the door of a restaurant and saw a sign that said some soft drinks sold here may contain
chemicals known to cause cancer. I quickly turned and left. lol

 

[John Webb]

 

[dan ross]

Does the house belong to an engineer or an architect?

I resemble that remark!

 

[geepers]

 

[geepers]

 

[geepers]

 

[patmoore]

Think eggs are pricey?

The menu at Denny's now lists omelets at "market price".