Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[dbostedo]

^^^
Reminded me of this...

 

[T-Square]

 

[oldschoolskier]

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Reason is very simple, get hit in one you are a dead man, get hit in the other you wish you were a dead man.

 

[John Webb]

 

[chilehed]

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That reminds me of the time Herman and McBean were interviewing Tom Petty back when he had a broken hand, and they gave him thousands of faxes of hands in sympathy. Petty said "you know that's in really poor taste", to which they replied "poor taste is what we do here."

At a later interview, David Lee Roth kicked them out of his dressing room because they started scarfing down all of his food.

 

[John Webb]

 

[Uncle-A]

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Because the candy is made here and not overseas.

 

[Sibhusky]

They've had it stored, leftover, since Valentine's Day 2020.

 

[Andy Mink]

Have you noticed candy costs more when it's wrapped in pink and red instead of ghosts and goblins?

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Posaune]

 

[ADKmel]

 

[jcjpdx]

So this isn't a joke, rather an amusing incident that I find funnier every time I think about it.

I was at Timberline Lodge two weeks ago, walking to my car to get lunch. I witnessed the interaction between two young men, who were just arriving for the afternoon and obviously new to Timberline, and one of the Timberline Hosts. The host was a sweet elderly woman, probably late 60's or early 70's, and the young men were in their twenties.

The host answered several questions for them about lifts, runs, conditions, etc, and then asked them if they needed a map. They did, and she proceeded to tell them that they could point their cell phone QR readers to the code on the sign right in front of them and download a map. "Don't you have any paper maps?" No, Timberline apparently has done away with paper maps. The response? "Look, this is the 21st Century, get some paper maps!"

The irony slays me.

 

[John Webb]

 

[patmoore]

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A traveler drove through Nacogdoches, TX and stopped for a bite to eat. After being served he asked, “How do pronounce where we are and please say it slowly”. She replied, “Burrrrrgerrrrr King”.

 

[graham418]

 

[dbostedo]

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That one actually made me curious as I've never heard that term... it's a real term for plastic that WAS bound for the ocean that's collected/intercepted and reused before it can get to the ocean.

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[Varmintmist]