Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Varmintmist]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Andy Mink]

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Needs the little blue pill!

 

[ADKmel]

 

[Powder High]

Look at the two bottom pics. Then guess one of the next significant pics in time.

 

[RiderRay]

Its only about the balloons. .

Yeah, right.

 

[T-Square]

No thank you.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with being a newscaster.
More on this later.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

Beware of the Weight Watchers website asking if you accept Cookies.
It's a test!!!!!

 

[John Webb]

Construction Fail.

 

[Varmintmist]

Construction Fail.

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Engineering fail. Construction did with what they had. Thats why you use anchors and drill after the post is in place.

 

[Bad Bob]

Engineering fail. Construction did with what they had. Thats why you use anchors and drill after the post is in place.

As an early 20s guy one of my off season jobs was on a concrete crew on the Trans Alaska Pipeline. Pouring the foundations for the pump stations was a massive and precise project. Heard later that the in floor plumbing and securing points in one were off thanks to Engineering. Dynamite and a do over were the final solution.

Never have so many, done so little, and made so much.

 

[Varmintmist]

Yeah, right.

Its only political from one side EG... posted pic of same balloon saying Trump should fly it over China. Same words, actual humor, and it is political and poofed

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[oldschoolskier]

Engineering fail. Construction did with what they had. Thats why you use anchors and drill after the post is in place.

Repeat after me.....

Place, Mark, Drill.

This is the contractor forgetting that little phrase.

 

[Jilly]

Measure twice, cut once!

 

[James]

Measure twice, cut once!

They got the holes twice, now they just need to cut the pole down.

 

[Varmintmist]

Repeat after me.....

Place, Mark, Drill.

This is the contractor forgetting that little phrase.

This is the engineer ordering the plate anchor to the outside dimensions of the pole base not to match the hole pattern and the contractor concreting it in place before the pole is delivered as per written spec.
Been here before.
The threaded parts are galvanized like a "in concrete pre pour" anchor. Drilled anchors are hardened steel.

 

[tch]

Measure twice, cut once!

You know, I’ve cut the damn thing three times and it’s still too short!

 

[ADKmel]