Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[wooglin]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills.

She said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."

I still can't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

 

[VickieH]

 

[skibob]

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I see this I am immediately ordering "Chips w/o chips" just to see what I get. 2 pounds well spent

 

[dbostedo]

2 pounds well spent

I disagree. I suspect you'll be disappointed to find that "w/o Chips" just means "item only, no additional chips". Now asking about it, and giving the server a bit of a hard time - that could be time well spent.

 

[Uncle-A]

I disagree. I suspect you'll be disappointed to find that "w/o Chips" just means "item only, no additional chips". Now asking about it, and giving the server a bit of a hard time - that could be time well spent.

Never give your server a hard time. Give them a good tip.

 

[dbostedo]

Never give your server a hard time. Give them a good tip.

Oh, I would only do it in a jokey way - definitely wouldn't treat it as a negative thing or anything.

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[skibob]

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[T-Square]

 

[graham418]

 

[Jilly]

Geez....second video this page that "the uploader has not made this video available in your country".

 

[VickieH]

 

[Andy Mink]

How to travel around Tahoe this winter.

 

[John Webb]

Dang, I had to fix the clock 3 days ago.

 

[wooglin]

Day late. Shoot me.

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

 

[James]

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Plus the water filled hazards.