Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[T-Square]

 

[chilehed]

Ah, Kwikset key is not the right one for sure.

Oh, I see. Well, I haven't had an opportunity to see that for myself.

Yet.

 

[Jilly]

I had a contractor that did all the work in the local pen's. He managed to get a hold of one of the locks when they demo'd something. He wanted to use it on the gate to his driveway. He asked me to get him a key. I just said...think about what you just asked me. Do you think I can get one of those? Yeah I guess not. RIGHT!

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Uncle-A]

I went to a restaurant the other night and asked how they prepared their chicken.

The waitress said, we just tell them straight out they are going to die.

 

[Varmintmist]

 

[noncrazycanuck]

Ah, Kwikset key is not the right one for sure. And yes, the doorman would have the correct one a long with a few other items. FYI - even the mirror is polished stainless steel, so you can't break it.

I have done a few prison restorations after riots.
Believe me there is nothing in a cell that can't be broken.

 

[Doug Briggs]

 

[Philpug]

Remember doing this back in the days. A few centuries earlier than Jean-Luc.

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Miata 1.6l life.

 

[Jilly]

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Damn I've been doing it wrong.....thought it was traffic lights!

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[Even_Stevens]

 

[David Chaus]

^^^^ All too accurate, though there are more than just Baker Bros at Baker.

 

[Slemers]

Remember doing this back in the days. A few centuries earlier than Jean-Luc.

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Back in my AF days I had a 72 Plymouth Fury that used to be a Illinois State Patrol car. It had a toggle switch to turnoff the AC compressor. It was a fun car for a 19yo kid.

 

[John Webb]

Could be moth eaten ?

 

[mdf]

Could be moth eaten ?

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40%Off? Come on, those holes are 15% at most!

 

[Laurel Hill Crazie]

Back in my AF days I had a 72 Plymouth Fury that used to be a Illinois State Patrol car. It had a toggle switch to turnoff the AC compressor. It was a fun car for a 19yo kid.

 

[MarkP]

Could be moth eaten ?

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Moth handlers don't come cheap.

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

Could be moth eaten ?

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My God! I’m a millionaire!