Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[John Webb]

Ha! It turns out I became old this year because the Dunkin' Donuts clerk rang me up as a senior without even asking me. That was 20% off I didn't want to have.

Years ago when I was 60 our neighbor went to a Chinese restaurant with us.. His hair was white as a ghost and he was 40.
We were astounded to see the bill. It showed he got the senior discount and we didn't !

 

[John Webb]

 

[MarkP]

 

[Uncle-A]

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Still got all my fingers after my most recent piece. This shape can be vicious on the fingers. …. Ask me how I know….
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How do you know?

 

[skibob]

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Geddy Lee's new car?

 

[John Webb]

 

[KingGrump]

 

[dbostedo]

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You should watch the episode of The Grand Tour...

 

[Ogg]

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[KingGrump]

They knew what they were doing.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[John Webb]

 

[ADKmel]

Me all winter long.. glad I'm self employed

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[Laurel Hill Crazie]

^^I actually did that once upon a time. I called in and said that I'm feeling well today, I cannot come to work. The voice on the other end said I can't write that down should I write you called off sick? I said ok, I'm sick of work or I have eye problems, I can't see coming to work today.

 

[Uncle-A]

^^I actually did that once upon a time. I called in and said that I'm feeling well today, I cannot come to work. The voice on the other end said I can't write that down should I write you called off sick? I said ok, I'm sick of work or I have eye problems, I can't see coming to work today.

You know it is acceptable if you went skiing. Other than that maybe if you went fishing it would be okay.

 

[Bad Bob]

Me all winter long.. glad I'm self employed

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I have maintained the right to do this on any projects I have worked on the last 12 years. It is agreed upon going in.
Rarely pull that card, but do occasionally. Occasionally must remind managers of this benefit.

 

[chilehed]

 

[chilehed]

 

[JFB]

Me all winter long.. glad I'm self employed

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I once had a boss who was cool with that. One Sunday evening, the missus and I were having dinner with friends having dinner with friends and I said that I was going to call in well and ski the next day. One friend said "that's great - can I go with you?". She did and was greatly amused and delighted when I called my boss and told him that "I feel much too good today to come to work, I'm calling in well".