Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[KingGrump]

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Time to quit Weight Watchers.

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[John Webb]

I would have to plead the fifth on that one.

Or drink the fifth.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

There is no good reason for abbreviation to be such a long word

 

[Varmintmist]

There is no good reason for abbreviation to be such a long word

Would abbreviating abbreviation be redundant or redun?

 

[T-Square]

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[Steve]

Is there another word for thesaurus?

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Slide of Hans]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Ogg]

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I once went to look at a car for sale(Volvo p1800). The owner had another car for sale as well(Chevelle). He was a house painter and had repainted the car... with a roller and brush.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

I was cleaning out the loft when I came across a violin and an abstract painting.
I took them down to Sotheby's to see if they were worth anything and the man there said, "What you have here is a genuine Stradivarius and a genuine Picasso."
"Oh, great I," I cried. "How much are they worth?"
"Not much, I'm afraid. You see Picasso made lousy violins, and Stradivarius couldn't paint for toffees."

 

[Philpug]

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[Ogg]

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Where did you find one of my childhood photos?

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

Here’s a question for all of you mind readers out there

 

[Philpug]

Where did you find one of my childhood photos?

You mean when I had hair? Ironically, that is my son, he actually has less hair now.