Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[James]

This is from a few years ago.

 

[T-Square]

What could go wrong.

 

[T-Square]

Then there is this!

 

[KingGrump]

 

[skibob]

Then there is this!

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Oh man. Waking up in the middle of the night and heading to the bathroom . . .

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

Oh man. Waking up in the middle of the night and heading to the bathroom . . .

That was my thought exactly! Bob doesn’t like if I turn lights on... this set up would likely change his mind on that!

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with admiration.
''Thanks,' the girl replied.
The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replied thoughtfully,
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

 

[John Webb]

 

[John Webb]

 

[T-Square]

New game you can get on Amazon.

 

[T-Square]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[socalgal]

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[MountainMonster]

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.

In addition Husband uninstaled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.

Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer.. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot download new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Technical

 

[Turoa Kiwi]