Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Uncle-A]

Laughing at your own mistakes lengthens your life.
Laughing at your wife's mistakes shortens it.

 

[Dwight]

"M" for .... Plateville ?

, In 1937, the M was finished and stood for Mining. At the time, UW-Plateville had a mining program. They wanted to make it was bigger than Colorado School of Mines, M.

 

[Laurel Hill Crazie]

 

[skibob]

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[KevinF]

And now for something completely different. (John Stanley)

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Man Shoveling Snow on a Unicycle Dressed as Darth Vader
While Playing Flaming Bagpipes

I can see an accident in the making.......

I can see another accident as soon as a squirrel crosses his path:

 

[dbostedo]

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Response to this I read elsewhere, for those who have read the book... "Lord of the Rings if Tom Bombadil gave a f*** about anything would be even slimmer."

 

[Doug Briggs]

, In 1937, the M was finished and stood for Mining. At the time, UW-Plateville had a mining program. They wanted to make it was bigger than Colorado School of Mines, M.

That would mean CO's was first. Just saying.

I think ours is higher, too.

 

[Posaune]

Remember:
When you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

 

[Bad Bob]

Remember:
When you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

If you put the Tupperware lids in the dryer will they come back as socks again?
Just asking because of a missing SmartWool sock.

 

[Posaune]

If you put the Tupperware lids in the dryer will they come back as socks again?
Just asking because of a missing SmartWool sock.

Why don't you try it and let us know what happens?

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Uncle-A]

I can see another accident as soon as a squirrel crosses his path:

Was that taken on October 31st?

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Jerez]

For my birthday today, I got a tee shirt that says "1 20 2021 Best Palindrome Ever"
I know, it's not a joke but it did make me smile!

 

[David Chaus]

For my birthday today, I got a tee shirt that says "1 20 2021 Best Palindrome Ever"
I know, it's not a joke but it did make me smile!

Happy Birthday! Hope we get to ski again, soon!

 

[RobSN]

When you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

That's not always true: some of them are the chrysalis form of the wire clothes hanger, which explains why the latter seem to keep breeding in the closet ...

 

[David Chaus]

And FWIW, we now have 10 days in a row of palindrome dates, something not to be repeated for 1,000 years.