Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[T-Square]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[John Webb]

 

[John Webb]

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, “Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?
The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?”
The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
The little old lady said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”
The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket … and I’ll hold the chickens.”

 

[Jerez]

Sounds like you're keeping spirits up Pat!

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

Sounds like you're keeping spirits up Pat!

Yes, I am fine. Just VEEEERRRRY bored. Bob is doing well and also bored. We fought over who would get to clear the snow off the driveway this morning. I won!

 

[Jerez]

LMAO So glad to hear and to laugh.

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

A tiny up yours to the City of New York.

The Tiny "Spite Triangle" That Marks a Century-Old Grudge Against New York City

In the 1910s, the city of New York demolished the apartment building David Hess owned in order to extend a major thoroughfare. But the city didn't seize the entirety of his land—and he wasn't about to give it up lightly.

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[Uncle-A]

I am not a governor but I shut down bars long before the virus.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

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True, but if you cut it in half ... you can have your cake and eat it two!

 

[T-Square]

True, but if you cut it in half ... you can have your cake and eat it two!

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Laurel Hill Crazie]

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Funny but Spock is a vegetarian. He might even be a vegan.