Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

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[Turoa Kiwi]

 

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[Varmintmist]

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That screams architect involvement.

 

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That screams architect involvement.

As an engineer, I agree.

 

[Uncle-A]

As an engineer, I agree.

You can not be an engineer they would never post jokes like you do.

 

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You can not be an engineer they would never post jokes like you do.

I actually am an engineer. Got the degrees and a circular slide rule to prove it. The circular slide rule proves I ain’t your normal enganeeer.

 

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[noncrazycanuck]

a true engineer would have the rock cored a analysis done on the results, three price comparisons for cost of inserting pipe before sign off and passing it on to a contractor, while stating any liability was theirs.

Contractor then just moves the rock and submits a bill for the previous scope of work. Engineer then wants triplicate as-built's before releasing contractor's 10% hold back and marking up said cost 15% .

 

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[Tony Storaro]

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[Varmintmist]

You can not be an engineer they would never post jokes like you do.

As a tech, I disagree.

 

[Varmintmist]

If you are going to get fired, do it in style.

When I was at Whidbey Island, the brass finally put teeth in the rule to not fly under the Deception Pass bridge. Scared to many tourists.

 

[Uncle-A]

As a tech, I disagree.

Tech's are funny, but Engineers not so much.

 

[David Chaus]

When I was at Whidbey Island, the brass finally put teeth in the rule to not fly under the Deception Pass bridge. Scared to many tourists.

Having been on that bridge a number of times, it would be pretty terrifying to have a fast moving object fly under while I was on it.

Sometimes jets (I assume from Whidbey, possibly from JBLM) will buzz overhead at Stevens Pass. It's loud when that happens, and with the mountains around you don't hear them coming until they're just overhead.

 

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Tech's are funny, but Engineers not so much.

Engineers are funny. Ever see the expressions on the tech’s faces when they look at the latest changes the engineers want to the plans?