Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Ogg]

Or have we removed all the Tardis(es) ?

This statement is far more of a nerd flag than knowing Captain Kirk's middle name.

 

[David Chaus]

This statement is far more of a nerd flag than knowing Captain Kirk's middle name.

When I don't know the name of a plant species, I'll just call it a Raxacoricofallapatorius.

Edit: it's a family of species from Dr. Who. Calling a plant a Slitheen or Blathereen just doesn't sound right.

 

[Uncle-A]

In order to be a Smart Ass, first you have to be Smart, otherwise you are just an Ass.

 

[François Pugh]

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For you younger folk, here's the (not quite accurate, but close enough) rhyme...
Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother forty whacks,
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one

 

[RobSN]

Or have we removed all the Tardis(es) ?

Oh darn. In answering this, David is going to be able to say "Aha! I knew it, you Rob are also a nerd!", but at least my USB port makes the dematerialization sound when one plugs something into it ...

 

[François Pugh]

Oh darn. In answering this, David is going to be able to say "Aha! I knew it, you Rob are also a nerd!", but at least my USB port makes the dematerialization sound when one plugs something into it ...

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Where can I get one of those?

 

[KevinF]

For you younger folk, here's the (not quite accurate, but close enough) rhyme...
Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother forty whacks,
And when she saw what she had done,
She turned and gave her father forty-one

FIFY.

For the record, Ms. Borden was acquitted.

 

[David Chaus]

I did not know they had Tardis USB hubs. I guess I'm not as nerdy as I thought. I don't even own a Bat'leth.

 

[RobSN]

Where can I get one of those?

Doctor Who Tardis 4port Usb Hub for Sale in Aurora, CO - OfferUp

 

[Varmintmist]

FIFY.

For the record, Ms. Borden was acquitted.

because there were no witnesses to axe

 

[T-Square]

Oh darn. In answering this, David is going to be able to say "Aha! I knew it, you Rob are also a nerd!", but at least my USB port makes the dematerialization sound when one plugs something into it ...

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Ah, you left the parking brake on.

That is another Nerd reference.

 

[John Webb]

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[KingGrump]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[John Webb]

 

[Ogg]

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Just roll with it and tell them it's the packaging for your new Detachable Penis.

 

[T-Square]

 

[oldschoolskier]

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My son’s auto shop teachers look after my son removed all to head bolts with the righty loose technique. Gotta love strong silent learning difficulties kids. Luckily the teacher never knew who did it.