Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

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[Uncle-A]

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That looks like fuel for disaster.

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[John Webb]

I think I've seen everything now.article in NYT. 4-29

Elite cello players, one performed at Carnegie Hall, playing for cows at a barn in Denmark !

 

[Posaune]

I think I've seen everything now.article in NYT. 4-29

Elite cello players, one performed at Carnegie Hall, playing for cows at a barn in Denmark !
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The cream of cellists! They seem to be milking this for all it's worth with a NYT feature.

 

[David Chaus]

They're looking for some moo-nicipal funding.

 

[Steve]

That's udderly ridiculous.

 

[skibob]

I think I've seen everything now.article in NYT. 4-29

Elite cello players, one performed at Carnegie Hall, playing for cows at a barn in Denmark !
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Yo-Yo Moo

 

[skibum4ever]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Steve]

Anyone who hasn't ever asked Siri "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?" should. There's a few different answers she gives, all funny.

 

[Uncle-A]

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Just a side note, my home owners insurance went up a lot and when I called them to find out why, they told me that with the increase of building materials if we had to rebuild your house it would cost us far more than last year. It would cost more than I could possibly sell it for even at today's increased real estate prices.

 

[David Chaus]

Anyone who hasn't ever asked Siri "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?" should. There's a few different answers she gives, all funny.

From time to time I ask Siri "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[RobSN]

Ah, if you really want to p_ss Siri off, ask her to open the pod bay doors multiple times ...

 

[oldschoolskier]

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Concept of marketing that can’t understand why there is a drop in sales.

 

[skibob]

From time to time I ask Siri "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African? Or European?

 

[Ogg]

African? Or European?

I would be quite disappointed if that wasn't the reply I got from Siri.