Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[dbostedo]

 

[Uncle-A]

Beer (noun) that magic water for fun people.

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Uncle-A]

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It looks like an additional fork to this one.

I don't know if this has been posted but it just made me laugh.
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[wooglin]

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Sadly, no.

 

[KingGrump]

It looks like an additional fork to this one.

The one you posted is for the folks that's on a crash diet.

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Uncle-A]

Remember to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner, you will save money on having to buy Christmas gifts.

 

[Varmintmist]

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Its still better to cry in a Corvette than a Chevette

 

[dbostedo]

Its still better to cry in a Corvette than a Chevette

From a Daniel Tosh stand-up comedy set:

“ 'Money doesn’t buy happiness'......Uh, do you live in America?........ ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner!.... Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!"

 

[Lorenzzo]

From a Daniel Tosh stand-up comedy set:

“ 'Money doesn’t buy happiness'......Uh, do you live in America?........ ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner!.... Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!"

In food product ads people have big smiles on their faces while eating. Have you ever seen someone in real life smile while chewing? Try it, it feels totally weird.

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[skibob]

From a Daniel Tosh stand-up comedy set:

“ 'Money doesn’t buy happiness'......Uh, do you live in America?........ ‘Cause it buys a WaveRunner!.... Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can’t!"

You can when it is sinking. Go on, ask me how I know that.

 

[graham418]

 

[skibob]

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i don't think he is crappy enough to call "world's worst"

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

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[Turoa Kiwi]