Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

[Uncle-A]

I am bringing my signature dish for Thanksgiving this year.
WINE!!!

 

[oldschoolskier]

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Posted here several years ago, but still a good one.

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[T-Square]

 

[elgee]

Sorry, Beyoncé.

 

[T-Square]

 

[Coach13]

My plan includes keeping a sharp knife in my pocket in case I have a field dressing opportunity.

With that approach, if you lived near me in Loudoun County Virginia you would never need to buy meat at the grocery store again, ever! Out here they are like seagulls at the beach, they are everywhere. It’s like playing dodgeball trying to drive at night around here this time of year.

 

[John Webb]

Modern day urban terrorists. Maybe funny, maybe not.
Perhaps they should be eaten !

(disclosure: No alcoholic Wild Turkey was imbibed before posting)

How wild turkeys’ rough and rowdy ways are creating havoc in US cities

Booming populations are a conservation success story, but not all terrorised residents are happy about it

www.theguardian.com

 

[James]

Me too. Never heard of that song.

Really?
Send this in a letter to yourself-

 

[graham418]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember - you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments, a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes," said the instructor.
"I was just wondering, would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?

 

[Philpug]

Me too. Never heard of that song.

There are so many reasons whe shouldn't be friends...and yet we are.

 

[Uncle-A]

Really?
Send this in a letter to yourself-

I think I said that a few posts up.

 

[James]

I think I said that a few posts up.

I lost the number.

 

[Uncle-A]

I lost the number.

Post #19126 is close enough

 

[oldschoolskier]

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember - you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments, a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes," said the instructor.
"I was just wondering, would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?

And he died shortly there after, rumor has it he was beaten to death with golf clubs by a bunch if pregnant women, several other men where injured in the event.

On a side note, I know someone that swam a 5km open water event 2 days before giving birth.

 

[Mel]

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This reminds me of the house hippo psa (for all the Canadians!)