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[John Webb]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[T-Square]

The Peanuts Apocalypse.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Bad Bob]

 

[John Webb]

Eviction notice !

 

[Varmintmist]

 

[graham418]

 

[David Chaus]

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This is actually true, regardless of chips settling in a potato chip bag. Physics is clear that the glass is always full of something, a combination of fluid and air, so never half-full. But that's just me being pedantic.

 

[dbostedo]

This is actually true, regardless of chips settling in a potato chip bag. Physics is clear that the glass is always full of something, a combination of fluid and air, so never half-full. But that's just me being pedantic.

What if I pull a vacuum in the glass? Can it be full of vacuum?

 

[David Chaus]

What if I pull a vacuum in the glass? Can it be full of vacuum?

No, because vacuum is not a "thing" but rather an event, the result of an action upon the object; whereas the water and/or air are actually things/objects filling up another thing/object (the glass).

If you place a miniature vacuum generator inside the glass, which then creates a vacuum effect within the glass, then you have a vacuum in a vacuum. Which isn't then a vacuum since a vacuum has an absence of matter whether gaseous, liquid or solid.

It's simple, really.

Hence the phrase: "being a smart ass doesn't happen in a vacuum."

 

[Andy Mink]

Hence the phrase: "being a smart ass doesn't happen in a vacuum."

But I'm pretty sure a vacuum can occur in a smart ass.

 

[T-Square]

No, because vacuum is not a "thing" but rather an event, the result of an action upon the object; whereas the water and/or air are actually things/objects filling up another thing/object (the glass).

If you place a miniature vacuum generator inside the glass, which then creates a vacuum effect within the glass, then you have a vacuum in a vacuum. Which isn't then a vacuum since a vacuum has an absence of matter whether gaseous, liquid or solid.

It's simple, really.

Hence the phrase: "being a smart ass doesn't happen in a vacuum."

What about the virtual particles that form in the vacuum within the glass?

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

But I'm pretty sure a vacuum can occur in a smart ass.

Implosion fart?

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

During my "bias in media" lesson plan, I began with that example ... half full or half empty is a perfect example of bias. The truth is actually answered in ounces/ml!

 

[chilehed]

This is actually true, regardless of chips settling in a potato chip bag. Physics is clear that the glass is always full of something, a combination of fluid and air, so never half-full. But that's just me being pedantic.

As an engineer, I'd say that the glass is twice as large as it needs to be but the bag is not.

 

[wooglin]

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Looks like Wile E Coyote finally won a round.

 

[Bad Bob]

This is actually true, regardless of chips settling in a potato chip bag. Physics is clear that the glass is always full of something, a combination of fluid and air, so never half-full. But that's just me being pedantic.

What if it is your beer glass and are looking at the bottom?

Not so much 1/2 full 1/2 empty as it is a problem.

 

[oldschoolskier]

Implosion fart?

There was a Darwin Award issued to an event like that.

Apparently fire in the hole took on a new meaning.