Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[graham418]

 

[geepers]

This is actually true, regardless of chips settling in a potato chip bag. Physics is clear that the glass is always full of something, a combination of fluid and air, so never half-full. But that's just me being pedantic.

So no sunrises and no sunsets - just earth-rotates?

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

No, because vacuum is not a "thing" but rather an event, the result of an action upon the object; whereas the water and/or air are actually things/objects filling up another thing/object (the glass).

If you place a miniature vacuum generator inside the glass, which then creates a vacuum effect within the glass, then you have a vacuum in a vacuum. Which isn't then a vacuum since a vacuum has an absence of matter whether gaseous, liquid or solid.

It's simple, really.

OK Sure..

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

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Or one of those new, boozy, shot calendars!

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

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I had to go back and read it again

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

This is possibly a repeat

 

[John Webb]

 

[Varmintmist]

As an engineer, I'd say that the glass is twice as large as it needs to be but the bag is not.

As a tech, I know the glass is refillable, and the bag has air in it because if it didnt have space the sealing machine would crush the chips or chip bits would get into the seal resulting in stale chips.

Then I sit back and wonder how the engineers and bean counters have to make it harder than it has to be, while observing the occurrence of multiple vacuums emailing about spending money on a program to implement adding chips to a bag in defiance of settled common sense and equipment limitations after a meeting of many more vacuums determined that its a good idea without understanding why there is air in the bag because the closest they ever came to making a chip is on the golf course.

 

[Posaune]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

 

[Uncle-A]

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I would add the the first half of that statement but I couldn't figure out how to spell it.

 

[T-Square]

 

[Varmintmist]

I would add the the first half of that statement but I couldn't figure out how to spell it.

ooh eee ohh ha ha

 

[Uncle-A]

ooh eee ohh ha ha

That's as good of a try as any. Spelling was never my strong suit. If it wasn't for spell check I would be lost.

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

That's as good of a try as any. Spelling was never my strong suit. If it wasn't for spell check I would be lost.

fats ass could off ah try ass air knee . Spell ling wos nevah mi stir wrong soooot i ver...........