Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Philpug]

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3 parts Dammit Gin and a whisper of Romulin Ale makes a killer Martini. Per Warf, "Today IS a good day to die".

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

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Really? I thought men just used whatever they found in the shower. Good to know they actually read.

 

[John Webb]

notice something out of place !

 

[Uncle-A]

Math Teacher:
If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 bottles in my other hand, what do I have in total?
Student:
A drinking problem.

 

[Andy Mink]

Really? I thought men just used whatever they found in the shower. Good to know they actually read.

You notice it said "I think it had shampoo written on the lable, not sure though...". So it *COULD* have been shampoo!

 

[MarkP]

 

[Mel]

You notice it said "I think it had shampoo written on the lable, not sure though...". So it *COULD* have been shampoo!

Never forget this guy on Twitter…

 

[Andy Mink]

Never forget this guy on Twitter…
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We do have dog shampoo in the shower but i haven't mixed it up yet...I think.

 

[Monique]

How did "Loki" turn hispanic all of the sudden?

It's a mystery!

And actually I had a brain fart - of course it's actually Señor Pantalones

 

[skibum4ever]

 

[David Chaus]

3 parts Dammit Gin and a whisper of Romulin Ale makes a killer Martini. Per Warf, "Today IS a good day to die".

The correct spelling is “Worf.” More appropriately, “Worf, son of Mogh.” If you’re going to pretend to be a proper nerd, at least get the spelling right.

 

[Uncle-A]

We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?

 

[KingGrump]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

Never forget this guy on Twitter…
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Apparently the picture of the dog wasn't a clue!

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[Uncle-A]

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Looks painful, what is it?

 

[graham418]

 

[KingGrump]

 

[T-Square]

 

[skibum4ever]