Safety Down at the Bar

[KingGrump]

I slipped and crashed in the restroom today. Ouch.

Were you wearing your helmet?

 

[Bill Miles]

Or the slippery slopes of Aspen Highlands as people ski down after the champagne après at Cloud Nine...

Especially when you ski the Wall, like I did (rest of group egging each other on chickened out.)

 

[cantunamunch]

Were you wearing your helmet?

I thought you told him about the rocks?

 

[Andy Mink]

Were you wearing your helmet?

No, it was under the table where we were eating. Wouldn't have helped my knee that got twisted under me. Luckily no apparent damage.

 

[KingGrump]

No, it was under the table where we were eating. Wouldn't have helped my knee that got twisted under me. Luckily no apparent damage.

Shoulda switch to the Tyrolia Protector for the bathroom run.

 

[Tom K.]

I slipped and crashed in the restroom today. Ouch.

None of us saw it.

Personally, I'd just invent a better story!

 

[cantunamunch]

None of us saw it.

Personally, I'd just invent a better story!

Big rocks?

 

[4ster]

All of the above as long as no one hits me in the head

 

[Tricia]

I slipped and crashed in the restroom today. Ouch.

Was there a bar in the bathroom?

 

[Andy Mink]

None of us saw it.

Personally, I'd just invent a better story!

I thought about it but I'm here to provide comedy relief!

 

[cantunamunch]

I thought about it but I'm here to provide comedy relief!

Comedy relief in a bathroom, well done. Just, careful with the rim shots, mmmkay?

 

[Seldomski]

Back when I used to drink to excess for greater pleasure, I avoided the spinny tall barstools, and even more importantly, avoided bars with exits that lead to long stairs leading down, especially if in ski boots; I have no trouble falling up stairs (been there, done that), but down hurts.
Then I adopted the practice of just not drinking to the point of having a hang-over - problem solved.
Now I only drink a small amount and only on special occasions - due to health reasons.

There's a restaurant/bar in St Christoph (Arlberg area in Austria) with a slide down to the bathroom. Stairs to come back up. It's great.

 

[chilehed]

Then I adopted the practice of just not drinking to the point of having a hang-over...

That's a thing??!????

 

[Teumie]

I assume y'all are preparing for ski season with workouts and stuff, well the same applies to preparing for a week of drinking.
get your body used to 4-5 Duvels a night and you are good to go

 

[Erik Timmerman]

There's a restaurant/bar in St Christoph (Arlberg area in Austria) with a slide down to the bathroom. Stairs to come back up. It's great.

Olympic Hotel in Oberlech has that too. It also has toilets that automatically squeegee themselves in case of any comedians doing rimshots.

 

[François Pugh]

I assume y'all are preparing for ski season with workouts and stuff, well the same applies to preparing for a week of drinking.
get your body used to 4-5 Duvels a night and you are good to go

I tried that method. It results in having three pitchers of beer and three zombies instead of just the two pitchers that you've worked up to, or bringing a 40 oz bottle of wiskey to the bush party instead of a 26er.