I'm not even bothering quoting any particular headline as there are so many of them, but the Prince Harry vs. Prince William No Rules Wrestling to find out who will Rule Britannia etc. etc. may have to be the craziest story I've seen in a long while. Megyn Kelly has also noticed this, but doesn't it strike you as strange that a British Army Captain who had seen two tours of Afghanistan would say that he was "terrified" when his brother "shouted at" him. Blimey, either he's manipulating us all with his language or he'll be asking for a safe space soon ...