You can't make this stuff up: Crazy stories ripped from the headlines

[Sibhusky]

Can’t fathom this stunt. A “48 yr old extreme sports and mountaineering woman sets a record by crawling into a cave in Alhambra area in Southern Spain for 500 days. Almost no contact with outside world. They brought food, water and removed poo. She read 60 books knitted and exercised but wanted no news from the outside medical staff at 3 Spanish University’s did health monitoring

She emerged today from the cave but said she could do another 500 days !

'I Didn't Want to Leave': Woman Spends 500 Days Alone In Cave » Explorersweb

A 50-year-old Spanish athlete emerged from a Russian cave today after a year and a half underground. She called the experience "unbeatable."

explorersweb.com

Sounds good to me. When COVID first started I read 12 books a month.

 

[James]

I guess there was enough light in the cave to read and knit.

 

[James]

German editor fired after fake interview with Michael Schumacher. Responses were generated by AI.

German Magazine Editor Is Fired Over A.I. Michael Schumacher Interview

Die Aktuelle promoted an interview as the first with the retired Formula 1 driver since a 2013 accident. But artificial intelligence had generated the responses.

www.nytimes.com

 

[aveski]

Arkansas Game and Fish

Bridgette Watkins, 43, of Summit, AR who allegedly took fawn’s into her home and raised the deer with the intentions of training them to attack hunters was taken into custody Friday. At the time of the arrest Watkins was in possession of several grams of meth, four deer and many stolen broken...

www.anabolicsteroidforums.com

 

[Sibhusky]

You could be dating your sister.

Father of hundreds gets sperm donation ban from Dutch court

A Dutch court on Friday ordered a man who judges said had fathered between 500 and 600 children around the world to stop donating sperm.

www.reuters.com

 

[locknload]

Sounds good to me. When COVID first started I read 12 books a month.

She thought it had only been 170ish days....lost track of all time. I wonder what motivated her to do this?!

 

[neonorchid]

A man from a town named Dildo found a penis-shaped iceberg off the coast of Canada

The 30-feet-tall phallus has spawned numerous jokes on social media, like "Took a piece off the Dicky Berg, stiffest drink I ever had."

www.insider.com

 

[locknload]

A man from a town named Dildo found a penis-shaped iceberg off the coast of Canada

The 30-feet-tall phallus has spawned numerous jokes on social media, like "Took a piece off the Dicky Berg, stiffest drink I ever had."

www.insider.com

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This simply can't be true....or can it?

 

[neonorchid]

This simply can't be true....or can it?

Dildo is a local service district and designated place in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador on the island of Newfoundland, so...

 

[neonorchid]

 

[skibob]

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Police Scotland said the black Honda Civic had been stolen from a property in Annan.

www.bbc.com

 

[neonorchid]

My beavers in the wrong place​

 

[Phelmut]

The beaver was released after an extended petting session. Sounds about right to me.

 

[John Webb]

Stolen car found on top of metal drum at roundabout in Annan

Police Scotland said the black Honda Civic had been stolen from a property in Annan.

www.bbc.com

Beat me to it ! Photo of parking job !! How is this possible ?

 

[Sibhusky]

India official drains entire dam to retrieve phone

The man, who has now been suspended, was taking a selfie when he dropped his phone into the water.

www.bbc.com

By the time it was retrieved it was too waterlogged? No rice?

 

[Andy Mink]

 

[scott43]

Girl, 14, charged in connection with firework being set off inside TTC bus

A 14-year-old girl has been charged in connection with a firework being set off inside a TTC bus in Scarborough on Tuesday that was captured on video and went viral online.

www.cp24.com

 

[James]

Holy crap! Just like the movies but they didn’t land it.

 

[KingGrump]

but they didn’t land it.

That's the classic three point landing. Here, there and everywhere.

 

[scott43]

Not exactly a headline but only in Ontario...