Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[skibob]

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Ironic that this^ ended up as the first post on the page, lol.

 

[ADKmel]

may be a repeat but still funny

 

[Turoa Kiwi]

 

[T-Square]

 

[Philpug]

 

[Steve]

For pigs every year is 2020.

 

[dbostedo]

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I don't see an issue. Sounds delicious.

 

[Philpug]

I don't see an issue. Sounds delicious.

I am sure, just add a dollop of Miracle Whip.

 

[KingGrump]

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Good call on the Smithfield ham. Some melted Gruyere on top and I am in Kosher hog heaven.

 

[Jerez]

A text to a neighbor:


Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. Richard

Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard. ..


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SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[ADKmel]

 

[T-Square]

 

[T-Square]

 

[skibob]

A text to a neighbor:


Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. Richard

Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard. ..


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SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

A friend of mine posted a sign from a street in front of an apartment building in Hong Kong. It was in Mandarin, but he said it said something along the lines of "To the neighbor who constantly streams revenge porn, please go into your devices and delete my wireless speakers called XXXXXXX"

 

[ADKmel]

Go ahead hoard that Toilet paper!! Introducing the ASSBLASTER 3000!!

 

[ADKmel]

 

[David Chaus]

I am sure, just add a dollop of Miracle Whip.

You just lost me there.