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Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!
- Thread starter AmyPJ
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Kids today.
You are looking at the world through rose colored glasses. How nice.Seriously?
Suspecting
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it.""But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am king!” Croesus replied " When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
Next in our series of puns for the erudite…
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, ... and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, ... and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
There're a lot more, but I think maybe that's enough...
University of Science Music and Culture. Had a girl in college ask me what USMC stood for. So I told her. Said I just got my 4 year degree there before coming here.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.