Wifey needs a fartbag

[crgildart]

^^^^ I never get tired of that video..

 

[crgildart]

I sometimes take a onesie when staying slopeside.. Lounge around in slippers, lounge pants, and a turtleneck.. Pop the suit on and boot up... Go ski a couple hours.. Come back in, kick off boots and fart bag and ready to lounge by the fire again.. rinse and repeat as necessary..

 

[Henry]

I recently saw some suits of a shimmery, shiny material. I didn't check the slipperyness--would've been slapped or arrested. Be cautious of anything that will slide down the slope due to a slick surface. In olden days when the wet-look was the thing a few skiers slid to their death.

 

[motogreg]

It's so easy. You pull the top off, stick the sleeves into the legs, then continue. When done correctly, nothing hits the floor!

Here are about 60 of my over 100 collection.
All in 2:17

EVERYTHING about this vid is 1000% pure steeze

 

[Tony S]

It's so easy. You pull the top off, stick the sleeves into the legs, then continue. When done correctly, nothing hits the floor!

Here are about 60 of my over 100 collection.
All in 2:17

Oh. My. God. Speechless. @Philpug , give that man a raise.

Is that your HOUSE, @Jacques ? Did you buy it from David Lynch?

In any case, brilliant.

 

[KingGrump]

I recently saw some suits of a shimmery, shiny material.

Been seeing those shiny mylar weather balloons on the slope at Taos lately. We figured they were escapees from Vail.

 

[Eric267]

Helly makes good ones... Definitely not cheap though $$$

https://www.hellyhansen.com/en_us/w-mono-material-powder-suit-65837?color=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAjc2QBhDgARIsAMc3SqQl3sSYcJYLAZtIdKkFC4dygBs4YvVtGlmiG-angot-kwGxDs_fgZAaAlLFEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[Rdputnam515]

Title says it all, I guess. My bride's looking for a one-piece suit. We've taken a look at the Tipsy Elves, Shinesty, and the Amazon specials, but no dice yet. She's a pretty fair-weather skier, so we don't need no fancy-shmancy Gore-Tex (necessarily), would love room for layering underneath, and ideally a hood big enough to go over a helmet for the lift rides. Suggestions/sources are welcome! Thanks!

Wife and I saw a few at Scheels around Christmas. Try Scheels.com.

 

[motogreg]

Good leads, here, folks, thank you! Now how do I get her to make up her mind....

 

[ThomasD]

Been seeing those shiny mylar weather balloons on the slope at Taos lately. We figured they were escapees from Vail.

The gold ones remind me of a baked potato.

 

[Lauren]

Now how do I get her to make up her mind....

Well, does she want to be the chaser:

Or the chasee:

 

[Seldomski]

I recently saw some suits of a shimmery, shiny material. I didn't check the slipperyness--would've been slapped or arrested. Be cautious of anything that will slide down the slope due to a slick surface. In olden days when the wet-look was the thing a few skiers slid to their death.

I was in a lesson recently at Deer Valley when we spied two women wearing matching shiny/slick one piece (that I previously linked). The instructor made a point of skiing over to them and telling them about that risk (ie good luck stopping if you fall, you might die, etc). They were not particularly enthused with that unsolicited feedback.... This was top of Sterling lift. There are a lot of blue groomers off that lift, and on this particular day after 3 weeks of no snow, the surface was definitely on the firm side. Tycoon or Keno would have been a really bad idea to ski in that outfit.

 

[Tinker]

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[my07mcx2]

here you go. and you can wear it again to be the Easter Bunny!

 

[ThomasD]

here you go. and you can wear it again to be the Easter Bunny!

Or the protagonist from Christmas Story

 

[cantunamunch]

be the Easter Bunny!

Next step ... Furry Force !

 

[motogreg]

Next step ... Furry Force !

Oh, my 11 year old wears a furry unicorn onesie on select days out...The Unicorn of the Slopes!

 

[GCRUMP]

Not cheap but this one seems to tick the boxes.

Curve Stretch Suit Women's

The Curve Stretch Suit is flexible all mountain ski suit offering unmatched range of movement and comfort. The advanced construction of the suit includes an articulated fit ensuring unrestricted mobility. The suit is small in size, so we would recommend one size up.

www.sweetprotection.com

 

[coskigirl]

Several here.

Women's One-Piece Snowsuits | Backcountry.com

Shop the best selection of women's one-piece snowsuits at Backcountry.com, where you'll find premium outdoor gear and clothing and experts to guide you through selection.

www.backcountry.com

 

[coskigirl]

If interested in used.

the north face onesie womens - Google Shopping

www.google.com