Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

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[mdf]

Maybe this is how we get @mdf to stop before last chair...

Looks more like stop ON the last chair.

 

[dbostedo]

Looks more like stop ON the last chair.

Depends on where we put the giant glue trap!

 

[KingGrump]

Depends on where we put the giant glue trap!

Entrance to the lift corral will do.

ETA: Let just surround the entire lift corral. I have seen him duck ropes before.

 

[mdf]

I have seen him duck ropes before.

Not on purpose... Only when I misjudged where the entrance was.

... does sliding backwards OUT of the corral count?

 

[KingGrump]

does sliding backwards OUT of the corral count?

Yup, it counts. Especially if you ended up like a turtle.

 

[skibum4ever]

 

[Varmintmist]

Safety in broadcasting.

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Sooooo, who came up with the field expedient cover???

 

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[T-Square]

 

[skibob]

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As a Florida resident for 9 years a long time ago, this is absolutely 100% accurate.

Ok, maybe a Cat 5, even a 4 got our attention. I remember going across town to my job DURING a Cat 2 hurricane though.

Since this is the funnies page, I'll tell about the time my wife got hit by the same hurricane . . . 3 times. She worked a lot in Puerto Rico those days. Flew to PR, hurricane hit and shut down the job for several weeks. Flew to Miami where her parents lived while I drove down from Tampa. Yup, the hurricane followed her and hit Miami. We drove home to Tampa. Meanwhile, the hurricane crossed the state and out into the Gulf. And then reversed direction and hit Tampa. I told her if it comes for her again I am leaving her.

 

[graham418]

 

[geepers]

 

[AlpsSkidad]

 

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[dbostedo]

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OK, I had to try to actually figure that out. Apparently the NHTSA (National Highway Transportation Safety Administration) had a "Text and Whatever, Just Don't Text and Drive" campaign, with a bunch of different activities and things filling in for "whatever". So this one is literally "Text and get a haircut, just don't text and drive."

You can see some other ones in this tweet from 2019:

 

[RiderRay]

This is true. But they were still not easy. My brother had an F-150 with manual steering. Ooof.

Try backing up a tractor trailer without power steering.

 

[Jerez]

OK, I had to try to actually figure that out. Apparently the NHTSA (National Highway Transportation Safety Administration) had a "Text and Whatever, Just Don't Text and Drive" campaign, with a bunch of different activities and things filling in for "whatever". So this one is literally "Text and get a haircut, just don't text and drive."

You can see some other ones in this tweet from 2019:

You have to wonder how many accidents happened from people driving and getting distracted by trying to figure those out...

 

[Posaune]

Try backing up a tractor trailer without power steering.

I had a '73 F250 (powder blue with rust accents) without power steering and I towed and backed up a trailer with it regularly. While it was a PITA, it worked.