You can't make this stuff up: Crazy stories ripped from the headlines

[dbostedo]

Sounds like a Messi situation.

I should ban you for that.

 

[David Chaus]

I should ban you for that.

I really think a Yellow card should suffice.

 

[dbostedo]

I really think a Yellow card should suffice.

I'm sure you must have had a yellow card at some point already... and unfortunately, 2 yellows warrant a red. Sorry, but I don't make the rules...

 

[Tricia]

@Tex was this you?

 

[François Pugh]

@Tex was this you?

Should've got the winter tires.

 

[Tex]

@Tex was this you?

You made me dig up an old photo, this was my parking spot in winter park in the 80's. It's fun to park like that! Every time I parked I would go further and further.

 

[James]

Every time I parked I would go further and further.

I guess that tree put a stop to that.

 

[dbostedo]

I guess that tree put a stop to that.

I think the tree is farther left/behind...

 

[Tex]

The snow plow guy loved my parking methods.

 

[DanoT]

@Tex was this you?

His only mistake was having a Texas sized SUV. A 4Runner would have nailed it.

 

[Tex]

@Tex was this you?

After further review, not sure that is a Texas truck. Texas vehicles require a front license plate, $200 fine without it. People are always blaming Texan's for stuff, most of it is true, but not always.

 

[James]

Maybe that guy had just watched the Bourne Supremacy. His error was slow speed entry, and maybe too long a wheelbase.

 

[James]

Really shocking story... I'm so, so surprised...

Man who got Messi tattooed on his face says he regrets getting it

He initially defended the tattoo but has since said he regrets it

www.ladbible.com

It’s a conversation starter and a date ender. Unless the date is actually blind.

 

[DanoT]

I have never been a tattoo fan mostly, I thought, because so many are so ugly. But I was wrong; the real negative is that TATTOOS ARE PERMANENT and so is stupidity.

 

[David Chaus]

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It’s a conversation starter and a date ender. Unless the date is actually blind.

Forget the tattoo, this guy simply cannot pull off that hair color.

 

[chilehed]

Forget the tattoo, this guy simply cannot pull off that hair color.

I guess he likes tennis, too.

 

[James]

Sometimes tattoo artists need to say no.
It’s a pretty crappy tattoo, if it's actually real.

 

[dbostedo]

A Semitruck Slammed into a Herd of Bison near Yellowstone National Park

Thirteen animals died from the collision

www.outsideonline.com

 

[RobSN]

I'm not even bothering quoting any particular headline as there are so many of them, but the Prince Harry vs. Prince William No Rules Wrestling to find out who will Rule Britannia etc. etc. may have to be the craziest story I've seen in a long while. Megyn Kelly has also noticed this, but doesn't it strike you as strange that a British Army Captain who had seen two tours of Afghanistan would say that he was "terrified" when his brother "shouted at" him. Blimey, either he's manipulating us all with his language or he'll be asking for a safe space soon ...

 

[Andy Mink]

I'm not even bothering quoting any particular headline as there are so many of them, but the Prince Harry vs. Prince William No Rules Wrestling to find out who will Rule Britannia etc. etc. may have to be the craziest story I've seen in a long while. Megyn Kelly has also noticed this, but doesn't it strike you as strange that a British Army Captain who had seen two tours of Afghanistan would say that he was "terrified" when his brother "shouted at" him. Blimey, either he's manipulating us all with his language or he'll be asking for a safe space soon ...